For a social media manager this layout change is like. Imagine if they made tumblr look like excel. or outlook. or slack. or zoom. That’s how it feels. I feel like I am at work. It’s so gross.

hey @staff there’s little you can do to make me not use this website anymore but making it fucking look like fucking twitter is one of the only exceptions and for some GODFORSAKEN reason here we are

duckdotcom:

charlottan:

but those are just my thinkies (cute way of saying thoughts)

penis for your thinkis?

greathoughtsphilosopy:

cheddar-baby:

greathoughtsphilosopy:

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn’t embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda

flanbolt:

teathattast:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

once again i have been written up by HR

fried-berries:

romcommunist:

the name “theresa” is so funny like. theres a what

restless-nightmares:

lizvi:

we need to popularize the term “mutual bait”, where you make a post with the sole purpose of a specific mutual interacting with it

banozac:

Love doctors. Love how they have emergency lines and then don’t answer them. Love how they then repeatedly ask you for reviews. Fuck off.

And of course, the worst thing possible happened. And they’re like um? We discharged you. Yeah well I fucking have to come back now don’t I? Obviously?

skshark:

iamoutofideas:

yorickish:

hey slurt